- I sold Woodrow yesterday. I decided that if I was vague enough in my craigslist posting then maybe noone at craigslist, or a civilian gun control freak, would get wise and flag and pull the ad. All I put was "Kimber Pro CDP II-$800. 3 years old, great condition, email me for pictures" and figured anyone in the know, would know what it was. Well, I got an email within 30 min. from a guy wanting pic's and info! He asked was I firm on price. I said I was, but that I also wanted to move the merchandise. I said if he would meet me tomorrow, then I'd let it go for $750, which S also agreed to. So we met out in the parking lot of M.'s library, where I was teaching a MK skin care class, and M. observed the deal. (I wasn't too, too nervous, seeing as how most gun nuts tend to be decent, law-abiding citizens like me; on the other hand, I'd never done a craigslist deal like that involving so much cash money!) And it was fine. He looked Woodrow over, asked me some educated questions, and handed over the money. I said, "You better get out of here before I change my mind!" And actually today he emailed me with some more good questions. I feel like I've given a child up for adoption or something! S is happy b/c I had made the silly deal with him (I didn't think it would happen anytime soon) that when I sold Woodrow, he could buy that ridiculous Sony PSP. Although I'm sad that the beautiful Woodrow is gone, I'm glad he went to a good home and I'm glad to have the $. I still want to trick out my other gun Esteban with some groovy night sights. Either that or a laser! That red dot on the stomachs of turds makes them start behaving damn fast!
- Poor S. He is SO SICK. He's got a stomach bug, and all that that entails. I had to go buy the necessary supplies for him yesterday, i.e., Sprite, Gatorade, crackers, Immodium, Pepto, etc. I feel so bad for him; he lay on the couch all day long. We have no idea what he ate, but I'm unafflicted so I doubt it was anything in the house.
- I've got a new music gig, it seems. On Sunday night I rehearsed w/Jimmy, whom I have played with several times over the years. In fact, it was he who named our one-time country/folk band "PoonTwang" to my utter humiliation and chagrin (ok, secretly I think it's hilarious). Except for that one time we played at Mardi Gras, and they got our name wrong in the print ad and called us "Poon Trang", making us the Vietnamese country band, I suppose. But I digress. Anyway, Jimmy says we have been offered a weekly gig at a fun local bar on Saturday nights from 10-midnight and he will pay me $50 each time. So I said hell yeah! We will have our first gig as soon as we've got a decent drummer lined up, easier said than done.
After I testified, then we got Mudflap up on the stand and he did great. Then we got the whore up there and she was a total disaster, which I knew she would be! She kept being nonresponsive and our atty. kept objecting and the judge kept sustaining and ordering the whore to just answer the question. The whore's atty., the doddering old fool, even shook his head and dickhead had 2 vocal outbursts from his seat, a big no-no! That turd, with his criminal record he should know how to conduct himself in a courtroom! He's been there enough times! I wish I could've pointed that out! Even the amicus had to hold up his hand to dickhead to make him shut up. But anyway, the whore was horrible, and a horrible liar to boot, contradicting herself several times as you do when you lie, and I wrote S a note saying, "She looks like an asshole. Keep it up!" Our atty. crucified her on several points and showed the court clearly she was lying. Then when it came time for the doddering old fool to cross-examine her, he passed the witness! Couldn't even stand to question his own client! Didn't want to make it any worse much, eh??? Then the amicus really got into her. He interrogated her dumb ass and frankly, destroyed her. It was great!!!
So we had to wrap it up by noon, and like I said, the whore's motley group of lying idiots all got to show up for nothing. The judge said our atty.'s would have to call the court clerk on Monday and try to get squeezed in somewhere. Outside in the hallway, the amicus met with us and our atty. He said that there is now a new outrageous allegation the whore is trying to spread (I'm not going to dignify her ridiculous lies with space on my blog) and he told us, meaning me and S, basically this: "You guys have got all the evidence, pictures, tapes, and they have nothing substantial." He even kind of laughed a little when he told us this new allegation. Bottom line is, HE KNOWS. Now he finally knows what he is dealing with. It is clear that he knows the whore and dickhead and the old bag are lying criminals, and I believe that he is appalled at the whore and her cronies. I also know now more than ever he is leaning towards giving custody to me and S. It's like I keep saying, what sane, reasonable person wouldn't???
My cousin even had called me on Sat. a.m. when I was a Job #2 to tell me that her lawyer friend is friends with the amicus, and they accidentally found this out when they realized that my cousin had testified in the amicus' case (ours). They ended up discussing our case a little bit. Then my cousin's lawyer friend told her about it. My cousin told me that based on the way her friend was talking, it sounds like the amicus is leaning towards me and S. Duh! I appreciated hearing that, and I definitely shared it with S and our atty., but it does not surprise me b/c the amicus is an intelligent, educated, reasonable man and the whore is a lying piece of shit and it truly doesn't take much at all to see that.
Now, if we can only wrap this up and FINISH!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, and only then will S and I begin to find peace. The amicus thinks we should be able to wrap this up before school starts so I can enroll the baby in Kindergarten near our house. I pray to God and Jesus and Mary that we get squeezed in in July so we can just end this bullshit.
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