Nooooooooooooo!

I'm doomed. I have to have this procedure done, and if it looks really bad once he's inside, possibly this procedure. Tasty! The periodontist has to work on 2 areas of my gums. It is going to be way freakin' expensive, even with my good insurance. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.

Enough of that. In other news, maybe it's been too long. S's mother gave him $500 so we can fix our cop car, the Bluesmobile. But he says I need to finally think about forgiving her for her past transgressions. What would those transgressions be? Let me count them:

1. LYING to S about me, saying I told her to stay away from me on our wedding day. NEVER happened!!!
   
2. Coming down with strep throat and kissing the baby on the mouth right in front of me!!!
3. LYING to S saying that she had a carseat and could pick the baby up for us once, then come to find out later that she really had no carseat!!!
   
4. INSULTING me to S, saying that I would not raise the baby right, ESPECIALLY offensive when you consider the total mothering incompetence SHE displays (see #2 and #3).
   

But S says it hurts him that she and I don't speak, get along, or have anything to do with each other. He also wants the baby to eventually know her other grandmother. After much long heated discussion and debate last night (and me reminding him of the above list b/c he'd forgotten a lot of it) I finally reached a compromise. If he can get her to apologize to me and ask for my forgiveness, I agreed to give it to her. BUT! I'm still not ready for the baby to be around her yet. I told S I would prefer his mother get some good professional mental health treatment first. So we'll see how big of a women she'll turn out to be and we'll see if I get the apology she owes me. See Adela not hold her breath.

In other fun news, I got me one of them Tasers at home now! We were issued our very own Taser at the monthly meeting last week. I am tickled, but it is going to be a challenge to fit it onto my belt. There were a few comments from fellow deputies along the lines of I should eat more so I have a bigger bootie, waist, and belt. It's tempting! I was giving it a "spark test" one night and the baby came running out of her room to see what the noise was and I told her it was Mommy's new gun, heh heh!