Thursday, March 27, 2008

Abandoned

I am all alone here at Job #1. Abandoned to do the ref desk duties all by my lonesome. Without anyone even telling me I would be left alone to do so. Fuckers! So since I'm large and in charge, I'm gonna spend my time between patron questions doing silly blog tricks.

You have to use three words to answer each question. No more, no less. And no using the person you got this from's answers!!!!
It's harder than you think.

1. Where is your cell phone?
on my desk

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?:
don't have any

3. Your hair?:
just been dyed

4. Where is your father?
God only knows

5. Cheesecake?:
heaven on earth

6. Your favorite thing to do?:
read, read, read

7. Your dream last night?
I recall nothing

8. Your favorite drink?
long island tea

9. Your dream car?
big black cadillac

10. The room you're in?
my warm office

11. George Bush?
lying war criminal

12. Your fears?
not being adored

13. Nipple rings?:
considered in past

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
my dear hubby

15. What you're not good at?
controlling my temper

16. Your best friend?
he's at work

17. One of the things on your wishlist?
some new jewelry

18. Where did you grow up?
Pasa Gitdown Dena

19. The last thing you did?
send an email

20. What are you wearing?
boring work clothes

21. Tattoo on the lower back?
no tramp stamps

22. Ketchup?
always in fridge

23. Your computer?
don't own one

24. Your life?
could be worse

25. Your mood?
eh it's ok

26. Missing?
my college buddies

27. What are you thinking about right now?
eating chicken salad

28. Your car?
blue PT cruiser

29. Your work?
eh it's ok

30. Your summer?
busy with work

Wheres # 31?
do not care

32. Your favorite color(s)?
blue, turquoise, black

33. When is the last time you laughed?
just last night

34. Last time you cried?
2 fridays ago

35. High school?
same as Beyonce

36. People you text today?
none so far

37. Last guy you kissed?
my hubby

38.Last phone call?
human resources associate

39. Tuesday?
april fool's day

40.Last time you got whoopie?
ladies don't tell

4 comments:

Oh Wayward One said...

Pasa Gitdown Dena!
No Tramp Stamps!

Hi-fuckin-larryous!!! you kill me.

Pixie the dog said...

Actually, that hurt my feelings! I got my tattoo on my lower back long before it became trashily popular and it seems unfair for people to judge me in that way because of where I chose to put one of my tattoos. Now, if you choose to call me a tattooed freak, that is certainly fair!

Adela c/s said...

R., I'm sorry! I forgot you had a tattoo there. Do you forgive me, you tattooed freak?

Pixie the dog said...

Oh course. It was my choice to get a tattoo there so I have to take some responsibility for that part of it. Oh, and i have probably been a bit of a tramp at times, so maybe that title isn't so far off after all!