Not Bad For a Boy

S had his 2nd academy test yesterday, which I helped him study for, of course. He got 100! But he played a mean trick on me and first told me he failed, at which point I began grilling him on the questions, and which ones he didn't know, and blah blah blah until he laughed gleefully and told me the truth! And he was also the only one in his class to score 100. His classmates were PO'd and demanded to know who was the only one to get 100, but S kept his head down. Ultimately the classmates figured it out, then began hating on him. Haters! What is it with this country? Why does United States culture so penalize the intelligent?! "America, you are great, but you are boring."...and I'll add, overfed and underread, spoiled, and disrespectful! Anyway, I am quite proud of S and suggested that he may make valedictorian yet. He still needs to work on his pull-ups, though, as he can only do 5. Man, if they had scored us on pull-ups in my academy, I would've failed big-time. Throughout the entire year, I managed to achieve doing all of 1 pull-up. The rest of the time someone had to hold my legs and assist me.

Last Sunday patrol with Mudflap found us back at the Mexican Flea Market after an absence of over a month. Activity has really picked up since we'd been gone, the turds. I was handing out tickets like they were candy! We didn't even have time to go get dinner b/c traffic violations--specifically, my favorite traffic violation, those stupid blue/green/red undercarriage lights--were everywhere! I wrote 15 tickets b/c those idiots never have driver's licenses or insurance either. Mudflap begged me to have mercy on 2 people: the girl who said she was broke and was driving her boyfriend's dad's car with the stupid lights, and the recent ex-con who just got out of the joint and that was why he had no DL. Ummmmm... I don't think so!!! I reminded Mudflap that I was broke too but I still had to pay for DL renewal and insurance for me and S!!! And as far as the ex-con went, I ran him to see his record and when I saw all kinds of convictions for theft, warrants, burglary, etc. etc., I told Mudflap I was going to force this turd to go get his license so we can know where he is from now on!!! Mudflap admitted being a bleeding heart liberal. I accused him of wanting to vote for Hillary Clinton and said if he thought I was such a Nazi then maybe we shouldn't ride together anymore. It got ugly there for a little while!

Monday S had to go to school for a little while, so me and the baby hung out together. We had to have kind of an intense conversation though about the current state of things. I had to clue her in on a little bit of what's going on with the custody situation. I kept things a little nebulous, only telling her that the whore says a bunch of lies about me and S (the whore's actions have forced me to do this--any hard truths I tell the baby pale in comparison to the horrible head-games the whore is playing with her. I haven't even posted in this blog about the despicable, appalling false report that was made to CPS about me and S that we had to deal with last month and I won't b/c it deserves no more mention than merely this) and that it's important that the baby not lie to anyone and also that she needs to see both the whore and us on a regular basis b/c we all love her. I was worried about having such a heavy talk with her, but dammit, when I was 5 I had to learn some hard truths so if I had to handle them then she is going to have to handle some of this stuff too. However, the talk seemed to have bonded us even more. She kept wanting to sit next to me at lunch at "the Wok" where we met S and I made sure to hug her and hold her a lot more that day.