Ooooh Wee I Got Some People Need Puttin' In Their Place

...and I'm ready and wanting to take care of them ASAP!

Person needs taking down a peg or 2 #1: S's mother, the person I was so unfortunate as to gain as a mother-in-law. S says she has offered to take care of the baby if we need during the month of July since we will have the baby with us the entire month. I said before that happens she and I still need to sit down and talk and come to certain agreements about things. As The Bride stated in Kill Bill, she and I have unfinished business. (Now, every time The Bride said that about someone in Kill Bill they ended up dead by her hand... but we won't go there. Heh heh.) So I texted her and told her she needs to meet with me and she agreed to meet me "near Conroe" TX (she lives 2 counties away). I texted back I will meet her HALFWAY, which is more like Spring/The Woodlands (thanks, MeetWays!) and reminded her that we will resolve this before I allow her to see the baby.

Person needs taking down a peg or 2 #2: My bitchy, dumb, FAT ASS Sergeant. We got our employee evaluations last night at the monthly meeting. I was shocked and appalled to see that she rated me low in 3 categories and wrote the comments that I do not follow my supervisors' instructions, I need to take constructive criticism better, and that it is unknown at times when I work (patrol). Lies, lies, LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pulled our new, temporary Lt. aside (we are currently without a Lt.) and told him this was all bullshit and he promised to follow up with her since she wasn't even at the meeting. I was sooooo pissed and I checked the box that I did not agree with this evaluation and wrote that they were all lies and I demanded to see documentation otherwise. That fucking bitch! But the Lt. pointed out that the dumb blonde fat bitch had incorrectly given me the wrong score--I was supposed to get a 17 and she gave me a 15 b/c she apparently is unable to figure out how to subtract 3 from 20. He said, "It seems like she's new at doing this." I stifled a laugh and didn't mention that she's been a Sergeant for, oh what, 5 years or so? Oh I can't wait to hear the follow-up to this huge steaming pile of horseshit!

And person #3 is still my dad. I have yet to tell him he's fired from the film project b/c I am trying to get the words right in my head still. For all I know he will cuss me out when I tell him and refuse to speak to me anymore, which will make the family holiday get togethers ugly and messy. But he's very well known for his refusing to speak to family members for years at a time, most noticeably his own mother and his niece. So there you go. I would prefer to avoid that, but if that is the result well, it's all on him, not on me. But it just goes to show you that I have reason to be concerned about his reactions, plus the fact that I have decided to do it over the phone in case he got violent at any point too. Again, I have good reason to consider this.

Got a question for God: Why put these people on earth that have no concept of "Live and let live" and are determined to mess with those of us who do follow that concept every day of our lives? It must all be part of the Big Test, I guess.

P.S. Just got a text message from the "MIL" that said meeting halfway is fine. You bet YOUR fat blonde ass it is, that was going to be a non-negotiable point, so good for you that you agreed to it! Jeez, what is it with all the run-in's I'm having with fat ass blondes this week???