Well, fortunately I haven't had to see too much of them, just hear about and from them! It's been quite the nutty weekend. First my poor beloved 92-year old grandfather fell on Friday night and broke his neck at C2 and C3 and my pinhead pea-brain worthless aunts hauled him all over tarnation like village idiots trying to get him into a hospital. Me, S, and the baby went to see him yesterday since I work right near that hospital and he looked pretty good except for the "Miami J" neck brace! Amazingly enough, the doctor released him to come home last night. He is some kind of medical miracle savant, I tell you. So second, my now-ex-BFF goes absolutely apeshit and seems to have had some kind of psychotic meltdown and I realized that it's time to cut off all ties with her forever (!!!). Naturally I'm upset about that, but the big moral of the story is what I have preached all along: you can't help someone that doesn't want to help themselves.
And patrol on Sat. night was a total snoozer. We sat at an arson fire for 3 1/2 hours. Then we went to a major accident but we were an hour late (due to the arson fire) so didn't get to do anything or see anything except for blood puddles in the grass. Word to the wise: NEVER be stupid enough to race cars down a public roadway. OMG. By then it was time for me go home so I did.
There were some highlights of the weekend: taking the baby to see Madagascar 2 yesterday. Real moments of hilarity in that one. Sitting outside in the sun behind our favorite neigborhood library on Saturday reading, reading, and more reading while the baby played on the playground with other kids. Watching CastAway on tv at home and hearing the baby be smart enough to figure out that the mysterious island sound that perplexes Tom Hanks was stuff falling from the trees (I didn't even figure that out the 1st time I saw that movie!).
I was having fun shopping for X-mas presents at CafePress today. Man, they have got some hilarious stuff, including tons of police/cop stuff! I got S a t-shirt that reads "My Wife Rocks!" and I got a real funny t-shirt for Mudflap that reads: "Eat. Sleep. Arrest people" accompanied by the cartoony-highway signs usually associated with food, lodging, etc. and a 3rd cartoony one of a cop holding onto a criminal. S says I should buy for myself the t-shirt that says "I See Guilty People"!
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OOH! Castaway! Make sure you tell the baby that I have physically BEEN ON the island where it was filmed, in Fiji. I even went snorkelling around it. It's uninhabited, just like in the movie. But that there is actually no cave. That cave is on a soundstage in Hollywood somewhere.
Am I that terrible BFF? Sorry!
Joel, uhhhh...NO!
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