I am learning all kinds of fun Spanish for cops. Well, to be honest, 90% of what we are learning I already knew. Lord knows I have gotten beaucoup Spanish practice the past couple of years working at my ex-Job #2 and terrorizing the Mexicans/Central & South Americans at the flea markets. Fortunately, our instructor has been a cop for 27 years and is 52 years old and he likes to let us finish up at around 3 or 3:30. So I am getting to Job #2 early which means I can leave early.
We got the baby last night, although it took 2 separate trips to do so--I don't even want to get into it. And when S finally picked her up we found that she has impetigo, a skin disease that affects, and I quote from the ADAM medical encyclopedia off MedlinePlus, "children in unhealthy living conditions." Big fucking surprise that she would pick this up living at the whore's filthy house. I just pray the baby does not get exposed to the whore's genital herpes or God knows what crabs or the clap or what else she and dickhead have going on over there. I am NOT kidding.
I am tired b/c I have to get up at 6 in order to be at the academy by 8. But it's been nice to have a few days off from Job #1 and a week off from teaching skin care classes and I'm very much looking forward to this weekend although I still don't know what we're doing for the 4th. Well, I know I'm sleeping late, but beyond that...
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Oh man, I got impetigo when I was in college and working with kids at the domestic assault shelter. It was pretty gross but went away quickly with antibiotics.
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