Enforcement! (long drama)

So today S, Ma, and I went to court for the enforcement hearing on the Egg Donor/BM (bowel movement/birth mother) and WE WON--but there was never any doubt we wouldn't win since, um, she was, in fact, in contempt of court. Her ancient doddering fool of a lawyer (80 yrs old) tried to act like we only missed 2 of our visitation weekends, instead of the actual 6 we were petitioning for, but their BS was not stood for by the court. The judge found the ho in contempt of court for 5 violations which means 5 makeup weekends for us, and she has to pay our lawyers fees of $2,048, and she is ordered for 90 days to the Harris County jail AND on probation for 180 days. Unfortunately, they waived the jail time unless she does not give us our makeup weekends. So the next time she tries to pull her crap, off she goes! Buh-bye!
The whole proceedings were really quite amusing. The 1st witness was the girl who works at the daycare who testified that we were there to pick up baby, but baby was not there. The next witness was S who got a little testy under cross-examination by the old fool and our lawyer leaned over to me and whispered that he needs to work on not being so angry b/c he needs to get on the judge's good side. The 3rd witness was Super Adela, and after all the lecturing to me by S about my temper, I got up there and was a model witness: even-tempered, articulate, accurate about dates and times, and "yes sirred" and "no sirred" the doddering fool and the judge to death. The best part was when our lawyer played the tape of the whore saying we could not see the baby anymore and she didn't care about any court orders, and hanging up on me several times, refusing the talk to me and being completely uncooperative! As an added bonus, the amicus attorney was there (the baby's attorney) and since this was the 1st time we all got to meet him, his 1st impression of the whore is her getting held in contempt of court for withholding visitation--a BIG no-no in Family Court from what our lawyer says. Oh--and lying on the stand to boot! She was an absolutely horrible witness--lying left and right, getting the dates that we'd already established for the record completely wrong, and a bunch of "I don't know" "I'm not sure" "I don't remember", which usually means a witness is lying, especially when S and I had all our dates and facts and places in stone. In fact, at one point she lied and said that I had called her a bitch on this one occasion, and of course I had covertly taped the occasion in question and I begged our lawyer to play that tape too since it would show the whore lying yet again--but our lawyer whispered back that she thought the judge had already made his decision b/c he was furiously writing away during the whore's testimony. In fact, she said we had won our case after our testimony, even before the whore got up there and lied away. Her sorry ass just nailed her own coffin after we closed the lid! I mean our lawyer had to object left and right during the whore's testimony b/c her testimony was so fucked up and the judge sustained it every single time.
THEN... the whore's ancient old bag of a lying witness attempted to testify as well, and she was almost an even worse witness than the whore. She also lied left and right and also got many "objection"'s and "sustained"'s! It was great. But this woman, who S and I had never ever seen before, made us all realize today how insane she truly is, just like the whore. She is also already in a heap of trouble for cussing out our lawyer before and refusing to attend her own deposition--she may not even be allowed to testify/lie for the whore come trial in January. After we had won and were leaving the courtroom, I gave her a huge shit-eating smile with lots of big Adela teeth (I couldn't help it, hee hee) and she said real nastily so everyone, even the judge could hear, "What are YOU grinning about?!?!" Then outside the courtroom when our lawyer was talking to us, the whore and the dod. fool and the old bag came outside and as they walked down the hall, the old bag yelled at all of us, "We haven't even begun to fight!" and some more nasty comments that I won't even dignify by recording here. Our lawyer told us not to respond but I wasn't about to pay any attention to a lying old bag anyway.
So now we get to have the baby almost every weekend until trial in mid-January, even Thanksgiving which will be so much fun! And our lawyer says if the whore fucks up even ONE time, she's off to jail. Ha. Plus, if she doesn't pay our atty's fees of $2,048 by April 16, 2007, she's off to jail. Double ha!
My poor Ma was there as a rebuttal witness but we ended up not needing her. By the end of court (c. 1pm) my head was about to explode from all the lying liars and the lies they tell (thanks, Al Franken) so we went to have lunch and relax at our house. Now I'm at work at my 2nd job but it's nice and slow here so I have blog time.

I'm pretty drained, but victory is sweet and triumph against evil is the best.